"Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game. Too late for second guessing, too late to go back to sleep. It's time to trust my insticts, close my eyes and leap.....I'm through accepting limits because someone says they're so. Somethings I cannot change, but until I try I'll never know.....It's time to try defying gravity. I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down."

Monday, August 23, 2010

Things to not say to a girl on your first date

1) Do you know how many calories are in that?
2) That is something you do when you are "your age", I'm a little too old for that. (ie, if the few years apart that you are was a big deal, why did you ask me out to begin with???)
3) There are too many carbs in that, I won't eat those kinds of things (while judging how much you love Chipotle Burritos).
4) I'm too old to really go out, so right now what I do in my spare time is date. Last week I had 5 dates with 5 different women. I was supposed to have a 6th, but I really liked the 5th so I didn't go to the last one. I texted her and said "So, I guess if you still want to go out tonight, we can???" I think she got the tone of the message and she never wrote back.
5) Did I mention the question was asked "Do you know how many calories are in that?"
6) Am I rushing you, or are we done here? (oh buddy, trust me, we are done here)
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