I wish I was taller, I wish I was a baller...

I wish I was a funny mom blog.

You know the one's. Like http://barefootfoodie.com or http://steammeupkid.blogspot.com/ Now those peeps are funny. I mean, who doesn't want to read about little boys teabagging the cat. Now that shit is funny.

I can't even write about all the stupid shit husbands do (and yes, we all know they are total dumb lazy asses sometimes) or the sweet things the do to make up for it. The stories I have include ridicuously awful and gross men getting my attention by blowing (yes, blowing) on my head while I am at the bar.

Let me tell you how this went. I am casually having a conversation with a friend of mine when I feel a gail force wind hit the back of my head. I turn around to see a shady man saying to me, "Oh, you are just as cute as I thought you would be." I try to be polite and say "Thank you" before turning around and looking totally freaked out. He then proceeds to talk to me and says, "I wanted to get your attention, but I thought interrupting you would be rude." And I say back (not so nicely anymore) "And you thought blowing on me was a better option???" He proceeded to not get the hint for quite a while until help had to step in and save me. (Which that in itself was HISTERICAL because another friend of mine not realizing she was loud because she had a few drink yelled to me---HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!---It was awesome. Well, we thought so, creeper thought it was rude.) Yes, this is what is out there for those who are single. Exciting, isn't it?

So ya, I wish I could be a funny mom blog. I'll think of something. I'm determined =)