"Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game. Too late for second guessing, too late to go back to sleep. It's time to trust my insticts, close my eyes and leap.....I'm through accepting limits because someone says they're so. Somethings I cannot change, but until I try I'll never know.....It's time to try defying gravity. I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down."

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ahhh, I'm alone for a week while my roomies are in Jamaica

And by roomies I of course mean my parents =)

So, as they are preparing to leave for a week in Jamaica for my cousins wedding (ya, I couldn't afford to go, don't get me started, I sssooooooo want to be there, I mean caugh of the dough mom and dad and take me and sister with you! haha) we are going over the "What not to do while we are gone list" and also the "Please remember to do this list" Mind you, I am almost 30 years old, I have lived on my own since I was 18 until this little stay at home and get a savings thing started a few months ago, so I am perfectly capable of running a household (did someone say PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anyway, the lists, feed the cat, get the mail, take out the garbage on Friday, blah blah blah.

Side note (that becomes very important). My room is hott. Like it totally deserves the extra T in the word because it gets Texas Whore House steamy in there. I don't know why, but it sucks. So for a while now I have needed a fan, but my daddy is....how shall we say.....less than handy? So, his brother was in town this weekend and yes, big brother put a ceiling fan in my room. And bad ass that he is, I got a remote and a dimmer switch so I can control it from my bed and make the lights any level I want and it is all fancy and nice and they can go real low and pretty and.... Ok, so here is the conversation

Daddy: So, Jenna, you know how the fan works, you got it all down?

Me: Yes dad, I am capable, thanks.

Daddy: And you got the rules for while we are gone?

Me: Again, yes, got it, Check!

Daddy: No boys in the house either, promise?

Me: Then why the Hell did you just install mood lighting in my bedroom before you leave me alone for the week!?!?!?!

Daddy:.........

Mom (from the other room): Jenna, ........, I.......

Me: haha, just saying

Daddy: What did I raise?

Me: You want me to answer that?

Daddy: Better not, just behave.

Me: *Big smile*


---Conversations that are funny when had with your parents. I love freaking them out, they are easy targets =)

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